Thursday, February 24, 2011

NEED TO KNOW

Could somebody look into why drive through ATM’s have Braille on them and get back to me?"
— I NEED ANSWERS

LOGIC

Logic tells itself what it wants to hear. Then it tells itself how clever it has been for thinking this. It retrospectively justifies every situation to match whatever hypothesis it is working on. If that doesn't work, it tries another model. It stops when it thinks it has a fit. But if the real explanation is emotional, logic just cannot accept it. But your heart now remembers more than your head will one day forget!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

TIME FOR A BATH :

After my cat spends the day rolling around in the dirt and leaves in my backyard as if he were cast in the movie "BORN FREE " I'm sure there is a logical explanation as to why he insists on nestling his filthy furry arse in my clean white sheets at bedtime....
#trynnottokillmycat

DO YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANT?

If the contrast between what you’ve want and what you’ve got seems too big, that’s no reason to stop wanting it!

Monday, February 21, 2011

2 SIDED OPPORTUNITY

"Do you dare take the risk you are now contemplating? What if it backfires? What if you end up looking silly with a lot to explain? Then again, let’s look at the other side of this. What if you don’t try? What if you miss a great opportunity? What if you end up kicking yourself? All will be fine as long as you follow the first law of gambling. Never bet a penny more than you can afford to lose. There’s a point past which you must not go. Until you reach it, you should keep on going! And if it’s an emotional gamble, rather than a financial one that you’re considering, remember that pride is never worth trying to preserve!"

Friday, February 18, 2011

TOO CLOSE TO SEE

Some how our luck goes wherever we go - but, like our nose, we cannot see it bec...ause it is too close to us. We only see it in reflection. When we stop to look back on where we have been or what we have been through, we get some idea. But others are in a better position than we are to assess the extent to which we have been blessed or cursed. We really can’t be objective because we take our disappointments so closely to heart - and are often over-exuberant about our successes. You will do well by anyone’s standards… even your own.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

WIN OR LOSE.... YOU ARE A LOSER FOR PLAYIN.....

"If you have ever visited a carnival, you have probably seen the goldfish game. Dozens of small bowls containing goldfish are placed in the center of a ring. Players receive three balls for a few dollars, and the goal is to toss a ball and have it land into a bowl. If it does, the player wins a goldfish. Beyond the risk to the poor goldfish, there is another problem: most people don’t really want a goldfish; they are simply inspired to win the contest and test their “tossing” skills. Don’t get involved in a competition now, unless you’re sure you want whatever is on offer."

Monday, February 7, 2011

— DISCRETION

"Where are you heading for? That’s the question. It’s really not, ‘will you get there?’ That’s a much more minor consideration. Contrary to popular belief, ‘The road to hell is NOT paved with good intentions.’ Or, if it is, so is the road to heaven! ( not that I believe in either if the two ) Intentions are important. They make a difference.So, too, do principles. Values. Intelligent, sensitive thoughts. If you’re not applying those, you can end up getting very lost, even if, in theory, you know where you are"

Saturday, February 5, 2011

PEOPLE

Funny how… some people want what they can’t have and takes a “moral” stance on what they can’t be.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

WARNING SIGNS YOUR CAR IS GOING TO GET STUCK IN THE SNOW

SIGNS YOU'RE CAR IS GOING TO GET STUCK IN THE SNOW :
1.idiot in front of you in a Honda Del Sol has attempted to drive thru a 2 ft embankment
2.causing you to come to a complete stop
3.causing a cluster fuck of cars
4.your behind a jackass stopped at the top if a hill causing you to slide backwards back down the hill
5.the moron in front of you is only driving 1 mph
now keep in mind my trip took 2 hours and was 2 blocks from my house

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

SIGNS

SIGNS YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK : 1. Your cat trips you in the garage cause she's pissed you got her the wrong food 2. You crack your head open on an unknown object 3. You are anemic and can't stop the bleeding 4. Your car just caught on FIRE
( maybe I should call in today )

ARE YOU REALLY LIVING

"WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLES DESIRES IN LIFE ARE THE EXACT THING THAT KEEPS THEM FROM LIVING THEIR LIFE”

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